Sunday, October 29, 2017

Google It! and Other Ramblings

My favorite quilt from 2017 NW Quilting Expo

We’re still working our plan to get the old place spiffed up and ready to list for sale. It seems like yesterday that we bought “the property” and built what has turned out to be our dream house. “Yesterday”, in this case, was 1992. Over the past two months we’ve re-roofed the house and garage (no more blue tarps draped over the skylights) and we’ve painted and re-carpeted our bedroom. Important improvements, but not the kind that are noticeable to anyone except us. The roofing is a darker shade of brown-black, but within a few weeks it was covered with pine needles and oak leaves and looked much the same as the previous roof. We are enjoying the new carpet, but honestly it’s just a clean version of what we’ve lived with for the past two decades.

Speaking of flooring, I do have an interesting story about our wood floor. In preparation for company over the Christmas holiday last year I decided to have the carpet in the basement cleaned. I scheduled the appointment with a nice old guy I’d used in the past and his son, who is learning the business. They hadn’t been in the house five minutes before we had our first mishap. I had left up a pet gate between two of the rooms and the nice old guy took a header when he tried to step over it. In an instant several things went through my mind…Why hadn’t I removed the pet gate? Had I renewed our general liability insurance policy? Would it be enough to cover a permanent disability caused by the head injury? Is this nice old guy going to end up with our house? I was genuinely concerned for the man, but admittedly my thoughts kept returning to the financial repercussions of my stupidity. Within a few hours we had our second mishap of the day. After the carpet and furniture was cleaned, the nice old guy and his son began removing their equipment, including a long hose that fed the water from their van to the downstairs basement. When the final length of hose was removed from the entertainment room, they pointed out a white spot on the floor about 18” long and shaped like a snake. Water had apparently leaked from one of the hoses and either the moisture or chemicals (which they claimed they hadn’t used) had left the white mark in the middle of our beautiful Brazilian cherry wood floor. Confident that once dried the mark would no longer be visible I assured them it was no problem. What else could I say? It felt right and assuaged some of my guilt over the earlier header accident.

The white snake-like mark didn’t eventually dry and disappear. We have lived with it for almost a year now and it is again time to deep-clean and prepare for the holidays. I have considered possible ways to remove the mark, including sanding and refinishing the area and, even more invasive, replacing the dozen damaged boards (a suggestion made by Barron’s Floors in Jackson). Before going forward with such a drastic (and costly) measure, we experienced what I can only describe as a miracle. Verne got on his trusty iPad (the one he didn’t want) and searched on “white spot on wood floor”. He found several YouTube videos made by people who have had similar problems. Apparently, the white spot is caused by moisture trapped under the floor finish. Solutions included drying the spot with a heat gun, hair dryer, or iron. Verne started with a heat gun, which very slightly damaged the finish before the heat gun died. He next used my hair dryer, which resulted in the same results – slight damage to the finish and its eventual demise. Neither were effective. He next tried my iron heated to a high setting and applied over a light-weight cotton towel. We watched as the snake-like mark disappeared. Completely. It was like magic! No sign of it remains. I am convinced that the answer to just about every one of life’s questions can be found by Googling It! Next time we won’t wait a year.

Near the end of September, we did take time off from our work at home to make a trip to Portland for the Annual Northwest Quilting Expo. We’ve made this trip every year since Lauren relocated to Portland to attend law school. It is always inspiring with some years better than others…like the 2014 show when the theme was Portland Bridges. This year featured a quilt artist from Montana. Her applique collage work is original and distinctive with its whimsical use of fabrics and hand-stitching. The final quilting is simple with horizontal and vertical lines. I’ve included a picture of her work below.

2017 NW Quilting Expo

2017 NW Quilting Expo

The next day we attended a harvest festival sponsored by OMSI. (Reminder: That’s where Lauren volunteers and gives a half dozen submarine tours each month.) There were 40 or 50 stalls, including local farmers and artisan food and drink vendors (all offering tasters and demos) and non-profit groups like 4H, Master Gardeners, and Master Food Preservers. A highlight was a family that raises alpacas and had set up a petting area with a half-dozen of their animals. OMG! We (that would be me) came home wanting an alpaca or two. Another item on my bucket list!

Harvest Festival

Alpaca at the Harvest Festival

Black alpaca

Mid-October Lauren came home for a visit that just happened to coincide with Verne’s birthday. Lauren has enthusiastically agreed to help us declutter and organize (based on the KonMari method) in preparation for moving sometime in the next year or two. We had much planned for the weekend, so limited our tidying time to a small part of the house, the laundry room. While it took longer than I expected, the decisions to keep, trash or donate are coming easier as I gain experience in this method of organization. Or, it could be it was easier because I feel no great attachment to old bedding saved for the occasional overnight guest or the dozens of old towels saved to be used as cleaning rags. This common-sense insight really isn’t mine. Marie Kondo’s book recommends beginning with the easy stuff and leaving the hardest, memorabilia and keepsakes, to the end. By then you’ve learned to “let go”.

Besides decluttering the linen closet and laundry room, we had two big goals for the weekend: visit Apple Hill and eat our first apple fritter of the year and make Lauren a costume for a Nike Halloween competition. And, celebrate Verne’s birthday. It took us two trips to Apple Hill to get our fritter. We drove there reasonably early Saturday morning, but not early enough to miss the obscene traffic and the thousands of other people visiting the place. At 10:30 a.m. the normal exits were blocked and traffic on Highway 50 was routed 8 miles past the turnoff for Apple Hill. We agreed the apple fritter would have to wait and drove the hour home. Disappointed! By then it was noon and we’d lost half the day. Lauren and I started making her costume. I told stories of all the clothing I’d made over the years and bragged about being an expert seamstress. By that afternoon I was sweating and swearing as I worked with the fabric we’d chosen: a slinky satin and a stretchy snakeskin fabric. They slipped and puckered and fought. By that evening I’d given up all hopes of producing an artisan piece of clothing.

We woke up very early the following morning determined to repeat our trip to Apple Hill…this time arriving at 7:30 a.m., before Hilltop opened and before the crowds arrived! Success. No people. No lines. The apple fritter was all the better for having waited and made such an effort. We went on to a second favorite stop, Boa Vista, and bought apples and cider and memorialized our trip with pictures in their pumpkin patch. We had it to ourselves. Definitely worth the early hour we’d arrived.

Lauren, Daddy and his apple fritter

Verne with two old witches

 Alone in the Pumpkin Patch

Lauren with Daddy and a Scarecrow

Once home we returned to the Costume from Hell! Time was short and I’d given up all hopes of perfection. My approach would be one of shortcuts and improvisation. Afterall, it was just a costume. A piece of clothing that would probably only be worn for two hours. Once. Another four hours and it was complete with trim, belt, and harness. Did I mention? Her costume is for a Sand Snake Warrior from the show, Game of Thrones. The other members of her work team will be dressing as other characters from the show. Below is a picture of her costume. She’ll be wearing brown leggings and brown knee-high boots with it and will be carrying a whip.

Sand Snake Warrior - Check out the biceps! 

We finished our weekend together by celebrating Verne’s big day with dinner at Taste in Plymouth. There is no better food in Amador County! 

Verne's 76th

October is almost over. It's looking a lot like autumn here with the deck covered with yellow leaves. One final celebration of the month included a Fall Dinner with Vera and Will (married in May 2017) and Maria and Ruben (to be married next month). We had my favorite slow cooker comfort food, Deconstructed Pot Roast, followed by a marmalade cake with whiskey custard sauce. The dessert was my second attempt to come up with a winning finale to our Christmas dinner. I've got to work on the presentation, but the taste was excellent. Here are a couple of pictures...Vera and Will had just come from a 4H Halloween event, thus the interesting attire.

Ruben and Maria

Will and Vera